The sound of the rip roaring Guns being hammered off my old work table by exploding well laid charges of home-made black powder did shake and smoke our little house up very quickly.
Very soon after our neighbours saw our house lift off its foundations, The Bomb Squad arrived .
"Come in lads." I said," Have some tea and cake."____
"BB was left very black faced again." _________
It sure was like old times.
"another table needs ordering from amazon now."
" But BB, won`t get charged VAT!"
"because of him being a smouldering and quite blown up aged P."
That`s true, BB