This is entirely narrated by smilies.
"All except that bit."
" BB`s Asterix figures arrived in a highly top secret way.
"By way of a heavily armed Overland Stage Coach!"
" My buddy Slim Pickings,was the Driver. Yah-H0OO!"
"and the Duke was riding Shot Gun."
"It had been rumoured that Remco,the famous Highway Man was in the area with Benno."
" Far to many Coaches,had been robbed of Asterix Figures,from Amsterdam. So I made double sure this assignment of antique figures got through"
" Yah! Tough Hombres one and all."
"Soon after this coach got through it was realised it had quite a few Playmobil bullet holes in it."
" and that one Asterix Figure had a wound to his arm."
" This required ,Din Din Dar! Restoration Surgery. "
"U mean under the knife?"
" I sure do."
" So out came the green stuff from bb`s needful stash!"
" Yip! The poor little fellow was placed upon the Operation Table."
" and the Op was performed without a local anesthetic!"
" The wound was made deeper."
" And much wider by gouging it out."
" i nearly fainted,but feared i might wakeup upon bb`s restoration table!"
" Yes now that would`ve been classic funny."
" The Screams were Terrible!"
" Oh My!" They all muttered.
" Eh! I had to leave the room."
" Ya ,Ya you Darn Pussy!"
"o` my,there was so much antique plastic cut away."
" One has to be cruel to be kind."____
"Eh?"
" The green stuff was stuffed into the gapping open wound by using the stainless steel knife."
" then smoothed over using natural oil."
" By rubbing my finger and thumb,the natural oil rose up."
" And smoothing out and doing that a few times over."
" the restoration op was well done and dusted smooth all over."
" Ya- Hooooooo! Good as new."
" Bravo!" The little smilies exclaimed."
" A grand success!"____:coffee: " Yes the Shield Bearer`s left arm repaired will paint up rather nice and will complete another set."
"a big thanks 4 looking at this smillie narrated tale."
"BB,that`s Me."
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