Part one
It was a very hot dry day indeed,and it saw Mrs B out shopping with her Mother Daisy May,and although I being in the shade of it all,it also saw me sipping hot tea and working on research and decoding syphers contained in Old Dick`s Book.Work and play with little rest these fun-time days is a certain something that has become the normal thing to do .
Upon this another subject matter of tongue in cheek research into Egyption Hieroglyphics it has led to a new discovery. I must although highly amused by it all give full credit where credit is due to my Uncle Neddy Eddy Longbottom Beano. It was he who arrived from Somewhere in the past,with this ancient scroll,and after placing it into my hand asked me to un role it and turn it over. On the back two synoyms and antonyms names which were spelt out in Hieroglyphics shone as bright as stars to my imagination. So much so,it is the reason for this. I must strongly point out at this time that these two names must remain secret,because I want no others on this ancient trail.
End of part One
In way of an interlude.
While upon his rather brief visit I asked Neddy to take away the Suit of shiny Armour he`d left behind on his last visit. The reason being although grand looking and with features trimed out in gold,it was rather a frightful thing to see in the hall way when getting up in the darkness of the night.Yes Scarey indeed for after squinting my eyes and blinking ,and stepping back in disbelief on many occasions I swore the frightful thing had moved in my direction thus sending cold shivers up my spine and leaving what little head of hair that I have left standing rather stiff like on end.Although it has been removed from the house I have fallen into the habit of looking for it at night,half expecting it to be there,and all the while not wishing ever to find or see the thing again. Where it once stood two pointed foot prints have been traced out in dust outline on our stone floor,and not wishing others thinking us to be overly house proud, I`ve left open to view these strange winkle picker shapes. I still have sight remembered in my mind of Uncle Neddy dragging the noisy thing out through the front doorway and side stepping and dragging it to avoid colliding with Mrs B and Daisy May who were ladened down with very large boxes of rather expensive stuff,and who upon after saying Hi and Bye to Uncle Neddy, entered the house all bright eyed and smiling.
I put the kettle on.
Part Two
Now back to the stone point of this.
Wearing my old hat with dangling corks upon dancing strings,and my old army camouflaged combat fatigues and after tipping out the sand from Oman from my well worn comfy boots,I jumped into them. Then loaded down with supply`s Mrs B and I and Uncle Neddy followed on behind by our two Musky dog`s,we set out for the Hot Footed Sands of lower Egypt. After an intrepid expedition with many an adventure along the way ,we arrived well armed with the scroll at the Valley of the Kings ,and this hidden wall was found in an already discovered Tomb using the directions found by decoding the syphers contained in the two names.
As can now be revealed another Sci-Fi link to the past has been discovered,along with a name of a long lost Pharaoh who was down on his luck.The case being his legs had been badly biten by blood sucking Scarib Beatles and to make things worse his double Crown of gold ( The Pschent ) has been stolen along with his Crook and Flail.Interestingly seen now for the first time in 4.500 years others are presenting to him with what appears to be a Pizza! As was quite normal he would be ill-tempered and ballistic hopping made any day, but not so on his hurt contensious legs,and I imagine he being most angrily cheesed off with the situation he finds himself in, is saying,"I hate the horrid things!" Oh yes,his name, DAM-EOT-N-PIT is quite a turn around in the world of Sci-Fi discovery. BB
