No such thing as a daft question...

[Harry Faversham]

But this one will come damn close!
Wot's the nearest of His Grace the Duke of Wellington's battlefields to Benidorm?
I've finally submitted to Herself's mitherings to go with a bunch of her mad friends to this odious resort. I'm wondering if a one man mission, back to sanity, could possibly be on the cards?

[Minuteman]

Benidorm.....Not that close to any of the famous Peninsular battlefields, I think Harry.

In which case, you need to employ a different ruse for the sake of personal sanity: one possibility is to take up your golf clubs and absent yourself for the day to 'play golf' (you do not actually have to play, just give the impression that that is how you are spending your days).

The other, much better possibility is to book yourself onto this tour: https://www.theculturalexperience.com/t ... ield-tour/

[Harry Faversham]

Bunch of idiots I've come across worse than wargamers... golfists!