A feature of our Crimbo Wargame is 'Psycho Santa', he always pops up somewhere. One year he blasted General Custard from the cover of a Wig-Wam, another he popped up in deepest space and put the hurt on Dark Helmet, he met his match in Zeg the Red Dalek, but agin the demented pepperpots who doesn't?
My mate's been mithering me to give him Santa for his china cabinet, last year I gave in and he got him as a surprise Crimbo prezzie after our game.
I've been looking for a suitably daft looking replacement and have just found one...
Some time over Crimbo someone will kick open a door and it'll be...
"Ho Ho Ho! Yer prezzie's both barrels!!!"